Hey you freakazoids, weird-beards, sluts, hippies, band geeks, stoners, losers, rastas, dandies, tree huggers, trekkies, dropouts, theater kids, goths, b-boys, mods, clubbers, femmes, beatniks, sk8ters, euro trash, delinquents, covens, exchange students, glams, jedis, art-dweebs, head bangers, wastoids, hipsters (in moderation), horse girls, drag queens, vamps, flower children, bookworms, rock and rollers, hoodlums, rude boys, goofballs, ravers, dragon masters, oddballs, loners, and misfits in general...

Two by two, come one come all, to our Noah’s Ark of Party!

The o.g. summer house party is back – after a four-year plague hiatus – and we’ve missssseeeeedddd youuuuu!

What to expect, when you’re expecting to make party

Sunshine. Vibes. Yummy foods. Kid band. Mocktails. Summer wines and cocktail bar. Campfire. Back yard DJ. Dining room DJ. Dancing. Watermelon. Ping Pong. Slushies. Convos. Sunset views. Midnight snacks. And a merging of your extended social circle the likes of which you’ve never seeeeeen... all in one house in Madrona.

What to bring, if you’d like to contribute

Dancing shoes. A good attitude. A fun guest. Summer Wine or Ice or Jello Salad or Vodka or Candy or Whatever to Share. A penchant for ass shaking. A propensity to frolic. Gratuitous high fives. Magic tricks. Extra cigs for the baddie moms who don’t buy them. Free hugs. Bells and whistles. A creative contribution of any kind. Did we say ice? And, if you have a couple - $10-$20 bucks - to throw in for the DJ’s and big party effort - we’d appreciate it!

Mark your calendars and book those babysitters today - cowabunga!